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Achievements
I can carry all the groceries in one trip, open any jar known to man, and genuinely enjoy burpees. I can’t read anything within three feet of my face, hate running, and have been told by a member that “my rear end eats shorts” when I squat. So I’ve got that going for me.
Qualifications
CrossFit Level 1 Certification
I also dance to my own playlist while I coach.
Head Coach
John Beene
I'm from Texas, born & raised, husband to Tasha & Dad to Berkley Claire, Carter & Deacon.
I’ve been doing CrossFit for 8 years and have always loved sports at pretty much every level. I finally started CrossFit because my wife, Tasha, has always been in great shape, while I looked like I had spent most of my adult life living in my parents’ basement, crushing Cheetos and yelling at video games. One day I looked in the mirror, took an honest assessment of the dumpster fire staring back at me, and decided something had to change. So I started CrossFit. The dumpster fire is now much more athletic.